FROM: Herring@DarkLordPR.com
TO: TVC01@Corporation.co.uk
DATE: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 06:27:02 +0100
SUBJECT: The Headmistress
TVC,
Don't take this badly but it appears another one of my clients has decided to branch out into the blogosphere. She's got a new book on the way and thought the idea of keeping a blog charting her progress would be, and I quote, "rather fun".
http://tvheadmistress.blogspot.com/
They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.... but then you would know that working at the Youth Channel! (joke)
Rest assured that this is not a conflict of interest for me and I remain totally committed to your 5 year brand strategy (Head of BBC1, President Obama's communications director, Director General etc etc etc)
Yours as ever,
The Dark Lord
Hello and thanks for visiting. I know it's hard to believe but I've just been appointed the 2nd youngest channel controller in the history of British television (again!) and I will be regularly updating this blog to let you - the all important viewers - know how I get on. (PLEASE NOTE: All TV ideas that are emailed to me will be passed on to the relevant commissioning team and genre heads)
OH MY GOD! The horror, the horror.
ReplyDeleteOh, come on! Pam Ayers is such an easy target.
ReplyDeleteNo need to read too much into that, it is quite obviously a guy putting on some lippy (shocking pink) trying to sound plausible. I would guess that it is someone from a production company with nothing better to do, the big wigs at Lion could easily fit the bill, well everyone in Hammersmith is a bit strange.
ReplyDeleteYou know the rest.
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