tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3593076124239830218.post7695039417250580993..comments2023-05-05T04:43:45.913+01:00Comments on Secret Blog of a TV Controller (age 36 and a bit): Amanda Ross has big bollocks.http://www.blogger.com/profile/08246971464372206789noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3593076124239830218.post-52851404293001854472007-06-25T16:37:00.000+01:002007-06-25T16:37:00.000+01:00R&J are very ABC1. Or AB really. Yeah, right.R&J are very ABC1. Or AB really. Yeah, right.Jon Peakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04471926651090670258noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3593076124239830218.post-47306347827864306502007-06-25T15:50:00.000+01:002007-06-25T15:50:00.000+01:00anchor spreadable or utterly butterly?anchor spreadable or utterly butterly?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3593076124239830218.post-53617655902229344642007-06-25T13:32:00.000+01:002007-06-25T13:32:00.000+01:00Next time Judy is feeling tired and emotional and ...Next time Judy is feeling tired and emotional and can't make the show Amanda can step in - spitting image or what?!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3593076124239830218.post-26201574385120360062007-06-25T11:55:00.000+01:002007-06-25T11:55:00.000+01:00And just has was Glasto?!And just has was Glasto?!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3593076124239830218.post-40852716194670230902007-06-25T10:49:00.000+01:002007-06-25T10:49:00.000+01:00AlsoShe "came up with the idea" for the Richard & ...Also<BR/><BR/>She "came up with the idea" for the Richard & Judy book club.<BR/><BR/>Which was ripped off shamelessly by Oprah Winfrey, of the Oprah Winfrey Book Club... er... before she 'came up' with the idea.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3593076124239830218.post-63628218104968117612007-06-25T04:28:00.000+01:002007-06-25T04:28:00.000+01:00Hi AR,What a nightmare! Have had a word with Olly ...Hi AR,<BR/><BR/>What a nightmare! Have had a word with Olly at HS. Here's his spiel:<BR/>---<BR/>"...card with a space in the middle..."<BR/><BR/>Please define:<BR/><BR/>i) "Space": lacuna or aperture? <BR/><BR/>Was the item in question one those cut-out cards in which an ostensibly innocent image is rendered obscene by the process of unfolding? <BR/><BR/>If that is so, then the cardmaker (Hallmark Cards, Inc., at a guess) did its job perfectly properly in providing such a "space". No cause of action accrues.<BR/><BR/>ii) "Middle": very vague and difficult to prove. Folded or unfolded? To which of the 3 dimensions is this 'middle' supposed to refer?<BR/><BR/>Given that a two-leaf card (and I assume that the fucking thing was so constructed) can be opened to any degree between 0 and 360, the "middle" is about as easily ascertained as the length of Lord Eldon's gout-ridden foot. (One for the lawyers there - no, don't thank me!)<BR/><BR/>In conclusion:<BR/><BR/>i) A Polo Mint has a space in the middle. And no-one has ever successfully sued Nestle UK Ltd.<BR/><BR/>ii) <I>Broadway Boogie-Woogie</I> has many apparent "spaces" in its geometry. And no-one has successfully sued Mondriaan (I prefer the original Dutch onomastic form, but suit your fucking selves). <BR/><BR/>iii) Unless the card at the centre of this cretinous email <I>was</I> in fact a card <I>depicting</I> said <I>Broadway Boogie-Woogie</I>, you haven't got a leg to stand on. Which is unfortunate in a woman of your size.<BR/><BR/>And stop wasting people's time, you stupid, insecure, bullying cow.<BR/>----<BR/>Blimey! Bit of a cunt this Olly, if you ask me, AR!<BR/><BR/>Still nice of him to help. BTW you owe Herbies £2400.<BR/><BR/>Cheers!<BR/>R&JAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3593076124239830218.post-16568537568755614322007-06-25T03:47:00.000+01:002007-06-25T03:47:00.000+01:00Astonishing:"...the Cactus Birthday tradition is m...Astonishing:<BR/><BR/>"...the Cactus Birthday tradition is mine..."<BR/><BR/>Yes. <BR/><BR/>And the fog on the Tyne is mine. <BR/><BR/>So fuck you, Ross. Or I'll put a stop to it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com