Monday 18 February 2008

51 TV Love Poems by The TV Headmistress

FROM: Herring@DarkLordPR.com
TO: TVC01@Corporation.co.uk
DATE: Mon, 18 Feb 2008 06:27:02 +0100
SUBJECT: The Headmistress


TVC,

Don't take this badly but it appears another one of my clients has decided to branch out into the blogosphere. She's got a new book on the way and thought the idea of keeping a blog charting her progress would be, and I quote, "rather fun".

http://tvheadmistress.blogspot.com/

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.... but then you would know that working at the Youth Channel! (joke)

Rest assured that this is not a conflict of interest for me and I remain totally committed to your 5 year brand strategy (Head of BBC1, President Obama's communications director, Director General etc etc etc)

Yours as ever,

The Dark Lord

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

OH MY GOD! The horror, the horror.

Anonymous said...

Oh, come on! Pam Ayers is such an easy target.

Anonymous said...

No need to read too much into that, it is quite obviously a guy putting on some lippy (shocking pink) trying to sound plausible. I would guess that it is someone from a production company with nothing better to do, the big wigs at Lion could easily fit the bill, well everyone in Hammersmith is a bit strange.
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