Cultivating a beard

Jesus, woke up in a cold sweat this morning. I'm worried the goatee won't be ready in time. It's patchy and wispy around the neck. Hardly the hirsute, manly chin fuzz of some of my rivals in the industry. Not entirely sure this whole facial hair thing is for me but Sarah at Flower TV says she thinks I look hot when I don't shave. I should stick with it. Plus, I suppose, it gives me the air of a maverick risk taker, a rebel from the commercial sector. It's a good brand. It might come in handy later on when I'm trying to force through my controversial new initiatives at the channel. Stuffy old bastards don't know what's about to hit them.... ME !