Sunday, 29 April 2007

Things I want on My Channel

Here are a few things I've decided I want on my channel:

1) Every female presenter I've ever fantasised about, starting with Anneka Rice
2) A really really really BIG stunt that'll get us on the news
3) The new Little Britain (must remember to find out what those two funny blokes from Green Wing are doing now)
4) An edgy returning soap for the teens that will offend as many people as we can
5) Premiership football rights / Champions League football rights / ANY sport rights (except snooker, bowls or darts - too dowdy and working class)
6) NO Darcus Howe
7) A weird travel series with Jeremy Clarkson

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