P.I.L.F's

Invited to the Spiderman 3 premier the other night - and then on to the Freemason's Hall. Average film. Bored me silly. Bumped into Hector afterwards. He said Rubin is about to jump ship at C4. His doc strand is bombing and the kid's floppy haired magic is not impressing the senior schedulers. Let's hope he doesn't call me for a job. Also bumped into Jenny (from The Bloc TV Corp) who looked amazing in a beige catsuit. She wants to take me out to lunch. Purrrrrr! Her ideas are crap but she's a very, very shaggable P.I.L.F (Producer I'd Like to F*ck).