F*ck the Planet

TO: Peter.Barron@Corporation.co.uk
FROM:TVC01@Corporation.co.uk
BCC: Mark Thompson
DATE: Thu, 6 Sep 2007 11:34:31 +0100
SUBJECT: Planet Relief furore

Peter, absolutely the right line to take. Well done. If Gordon Brown cannot save the planet then how on earth are we supposed to? Chat more about spiky current affairs for Da Kids when I get back.
Warm Regards,
TVC
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TO: Fifi01@Corporation.co.uk
FROM:TVC01@Corporation.co.uk
DATE: Thu, 6 Sep 2007 11:38:11 +0100
SUBJECT: Hole in the schedule

FYI - I've consulted with the Board of Young Public Trust and the data indicates that My Viewers are looking for more environment based programming (sensitively handled - of course!) Can I talk to you about this ASAP when I get back from my holiday?
TVC
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TO: Hincksy@Endemol.co.uk
FROM:TVC01@Corporation.co.uk
DATE: Thu, 6 Sep 2007 11:41:14 +0100
SUBJECT: Weather Porn

Hincksy,
On the plane writing last minute emails from row 32 of my fuel spewing Jumbo Jet. Can you get your lackies to work up Weather Porn Night for me A.S.A-fucking-P? Let's stick 2 fingers up to the global warming deniers and show the fuckers what a hurricane can really do!
I'll be back in a week,
TVC
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TO: personalassistant01@Corporation.co.uk
FROM:TVC01@Corporation.co.uk
DATE: Thu, 6 Sep 2007 11:44:20 +0100
SUBJECT: Delay

Anthony,
Why the fuck hasn't the plane taken off yet? We're 10 minutes late. Get BA Customer services on the phone NOW! I want free air miles credited to me. Sort it.
Oh, and 'World Traveller' is actually fucking Economy you prick.
TVC
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