Hello and thanks for visiting. I know it's hard to believe but I've just been appointed the 2nd youngest channel controller in the history of British television (again!) and I will be regularly updating this blog to let you - the all important viewers - know how I get on. (PLEASE NOTE: All TV ideas that are emailed to me will be passed on to the relevant commissioning team and genre heads)
Thursday, 13 September 2007
My food poisoning hell
Maria and her younger sister Tozi (who also works at the hotel as a chambermaid) have been at my side all evening. I have been unable to leave the confines of my bathroom. I have never, ever felt as rough as this before.
It all started at lunchtime. I had my favourite queso aƱejo and jalapeno enchilada with a glass of iced cherry cola at the poolside bar and 20 minutes later I was doubled up, bent over the side of the swimming pool.
(I am told by the hotel management that it took them 4 hours to clean and re-chlorinate the water afterwards.)
The next thing I knew I was in my room, on my knees, dizzy and totally out of it.
I still feel spaced out and light-headed. Think I'm having crazy dreams. Can't be certain but I think Maria has been asking me for "Two hundred American dollars please boss" for the past half an hour.
I cannot even focus. I think I've lost my glasses.
Squinting, is that Tozi I can see rummaging through my expensive leather wallet?
I am not feeling good at all. My t-shirt is still sick-stained. The smell is unbelievable.
Oh Christ, please, when will this hell come to an end??
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'MexiCON' an itchy, fact light, docudrama that uncovers the un-scrupulous exploitation of English beer loving tourists. Robbed and sometimes kidnapped and held to ransom by transsexual locals working for an evil man named Ando who runs a popular hotel
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Get the Z1 out now and start shooting - you've got a series my friend.
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