With ratings-proven talent like this getting a kicking at Network Centre (I hear that uber-nervy old man Michael Grade wants to tone down his whole raison d'être) Jezza is ripe for the plucking.
My aim is to lure him to the Youth Channel at a bargain rate of £145k per year (plus appearance fees, book spin-offs, etc) and a guaranteed commissioning run of 364 episodes (he can have Xmas day off) to be made by his own indie [I'll even let him stay in Manchester if he so wishes].
He'll be swimming in a veritable semen-and-piss-filled jacuzzi of cash.
And I'll have secured the youngest and most talented shock-journalist of his generation to host a new late night talk show called, simply, KYLE!
Move the fuck to one side Paxo and Charlotte Church!!
What a coup. This will send shock waves through the industry that will even be felt in Thommo's sleepy Cotswold retreat. And it will make My Channel feel really front-agenda stuff.
You can't deny I know how to spot raw talent when I see it.
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Team him up with Tess Kay or Vernon Daly doing backstage interviews and you've got a winner.
if its a chatshow he'll need a house band. something shouty to get the audience and guests going. i suggest a jazz/metal/hardcore mix.
Jazz/metal/hardcore pah! That's 30 something.
You want emo/grindcore to really get Da Kids
his agent's other talent is bringing in about as much money as a Bethnal Green crack whore on a rainy Tuesday (JK & Joel - whoops!) so I'm sure he'll jump at it...
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