Having had my job offer rebuffed by Dominique Walker (something to do with her impending marriage to that Touching The Void millionaire and mutterings about only wanting to do "two days a week"), I decided to make a lightning quick move for IWC's in-house vixen Sarah Walmsley.
(Now there's someone who can wear boots with a bit of style!)
But I fear that I have made a grave mistake.
I have just got round to watching a tape of her crown jewel Location, Location, Location that was broadcast live on Channel 4 last week. It was without doubt the worst car-crash telly I'd seen since watching Mick Fleetwood and Samantha Fox host the Brits when I was just a kid!
Walmsley has been talking nonstop about Kirsty's sister, saying she was a "bright hope" in terms of on-screen talent for My Channel. Not on this evidence she fucking isn't.
I simply cannot be associated with an Exec responsible for anything this clunky and have made moves to backtrack super quickly.
FROM: TVC01@Corporation.co.uk
TO: sarah.walmsley@iwcscotland.com
SUBJECT: RE: Re: London meet-up
Hi Sarah,
Given the current climate, I think it probably best if we think about bringing you in possibly in the New Year, rather than now. No-one here really expected the kind of cuts that Mark is going to have to make, and I think it will be difficult to get you in right now with tension among the staff running so high.
Lets talk again soon though. PS loved the fresh move of doing Location live last week. Very brave decision to use Kirsty and Phil in that way. Was Sue (Murphy) happy with the results?
Please give my regards to Hamish and the lovely Muriel, as ever
TVC x
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Evidence if needed, that Estate Agents do not make good live presenters - no matter how many sequins adorn their lapels.
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