Some jumped up posh little runt has instructed his agent (his agent?!) to get in touch with me about a new "concept (hyper)reality entertainment stunt" series.
Who the fuck is this guy???
Well whoever he is, it would appear that he's strutting around thinking he's fucking Eisenstein now, claiming that [according to his agent] he's "reinvented" the chat show. Now he wants to try out something "even more epic".
Not on MY Channel you don't.
Got Hincksy on the phone who laughed and said this Jamie character had got "a good shit-dunking after that smug piss-poor Nick Broomfield rip-off he did for Newsnight".
[Now I remember. This must have been during Peter Barron's Trendy Filmmaker Phase 2004-2006 when "Jamie" was partnered up with some other annoying geek fruitcheese chasing Gary Glitter around fucking Cambodia or somewhere]
Anthony plugged into his source at ITV Network Centre (Ali Sharman's gorgeous new PA!) and she reckons the Express have got David Gest admitting that he only spent 3 hours with Campbell instead of the full 24 his recent series claimed.
I think I'll have Ben Gale deal with this one.
I don't meet with small fish anymore.
Frankly I don't have the time, nor the inclination, to entertain him... and his overinflated sense of self importance.
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I heard third hand Jamie Campbell is next in line for a go at deputising for Michael Crick
Peter the "dogs Bollocks " reckons this is how things should go on Newsnight manage change and all that ..
I want to see an "itchy" TIMEWATCH on the Youth Channel!
Something with Hitler and a Sugarbabe would be a good start.
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