Friday, 6 July 2007

Douglas Murray: Caricature of a Cunt

I was skipping through last night's Question Time starring the lovely Davina when it dawned on me that Douglas Murray might actually be just the type of chap I could do with on the Youth Channel. Look at him banging on about neo-conservatism here - I love how out-of-touch he would be with my audience and how we would fuck him over in a semi-ironical way to add a touch of intellectual satire to our output. I could really stitch this guy up.

You see, here is some posh aristocratic cunt from Cambridge (not Oxford I hope!) totally fearless about being unpopular - infact he seemed to get positively orgasmic on Question Time the more the young audience (and Davina) booed him!

The guy has opinions - and extremely right-wing ones too! I am sure if I ordered a couple of polemical films featuring him we'd get talked about in the right way (instead of the wrong way).

Will get the political wonk-types at Mentorn to develop a strand for Murray to front. It could run at 11 (and slam More4's The Daily Show right where it fucking hurts - sorry Uncle Dale).

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Douglas Murray went to Oxford I am afraid - Magdalen College.

Anonymous said...

And he's cute too

Anonymous said...

So programme titles are 'punchy' and editorial policy is 'itchy'. How come, then, that output is completely 'wanky'?

Say one thing for Duggie M; he knows how to put a sentence together. He could be the straight man to Julian Fellowes on BBC4's next 'I once read a book, don't you know' programme.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

glad you're spellchecking your blog finally

Anonymous said...

I always thought it was spelt 'chunt'?

And should 'spelt' be spelt/spelled 'spelled'? Fhuck this, I dunno. But then again I failed the Oxford entrance exam. Spectactularly.

Anonymous said...

Why so few comments and all anonymous? I think you answered your own question there; "everybody knows everybody's reading it." Anyway, it's a secret blog. Says so on the top. Ssh.

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