Tuesday, 17 July 2007

Whacking off at work...

At 5.12pm Sam from Betty TV emailed wanting to know whether I still "wanted to do lunch and meet the transexual US-born-but-Cambridge-educated Tiffany. What do you reckon?. It's just that Living are dead keen and I wouldn't want you to miss out. Remember, Tiff was born WITH A DICK!!!"

I pulled up Tiff's photo on my email and once again considered what she could do for my schedule. Within seconds I had to make a dash for the 6th floor loos, feeling inexplicably 'agitated'.

(Must be the oppressive atmosphere here finally getting to me)

When I returned to my desk, I calmly instructed Anthony to go ahead and arrange a meeting with Sam and Tiffany....

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