I'm convinced Fifi is on toyboywarehouse.com

Had another restless night. Surely can't be the mattress this time? Perhaps it's my new Siberian Down Ophelia pillows I had specially shipped over last month? Shit, I can feel *another* trip to the doctor coming on....

Anyway, got up, poured myself a glass of semi-skimmed milk and fired up the laptop. Logged onto toyboywarehouse.com and started browsing the latest list of older sexy ladies to have added profiles of themselves (also noticed that 'HoustonHarley' had sent me another 'wink').

Suddenly my eyes were averted to a profile that looked unusually familiar. She called herself 'LadyDoll50' and included a black and white photograph of a pair of larger-than-normal (at least to me) breasts. Her profile read: "...after many, many years totally commited to my job, I'm searching for someone who could provide me with a tantalising and naughty distraction from the pressures and pains of modern life in the corporate media whirlwind".

I looked at the photo of the breasts again in a bit more detail.

Fuck....... me........

LadyDoll50 is Fifi!!!!!

Jesus, this is fucking nuts. Here I am, aged just 33, and I'm transfixed by a black and white photograph of my boss's breasts! How mad is the internet??!!

I decide to send a 'wink'.... just to test the waters. My profile is deliberately vague so there is no way she will suspect that this highly eligible young bachelor 'winking' at her could be one of her (star) new employees.

This could become V interesting!

PS - Surely I can't be the first Channel Controller to have ever developed a crush on their boss??

PPS - And I thought Fifi was happily married?! Will ask Anthony to make some discreet enquiries...