Friday, 22 June 2007

When the cat is away...

FROM: TVC01@Corporation.co.uk [Local time 11.50am]
TO: personalassistant01@Corporation.co.uk
Subject: Taxi

Anthony, nearly ready for lunch. Need taxi from the Chateau to the restaurant. 20 minutes time? Ta
TVC


FROM: TVC01@Corporation.co.uk [Local time 12.01pm]
TO: personalassistant01@Corporation.co.uk
Subject: RE: Taxi

Anthony, are you fucking there?

TVC
FROM: TVC01@Corporation.co.uk [Local time 12.10pm]
TO: personalassistant01@Corporation.co.uk
Subject: RE RE: Taxi

ANTHONY?! WHERE IS THE TAXI?


FROM: TVC01@Corporation.co.uk [Local time 12.11pm]
TO: personalassistant01@Corporation.co.uk
Subject: RE RE RE: Taxi

FUCKING WHERE IS THE FUCKING TAXI YOU FUCKING IDIOT?!


FROM: TVC01@Corporation.co.uk [Local time 12.13pm]
TO: personalassistant01@Corporation.co.uk
CC: Jessica @ HR Department
Subject: RE RE RE RE: Taxi

Dear Anthony,

It seems you are not at your desk. I have been trying to reach you for the last half an hour on important business. If you cannot keep to the designated office working hours then perhaps you need to be reminded by Jessica what your responsibilities as an Executive PA involve.
Best,
TVC

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