5 working days before I join

Got my contract through the post. I officially start the new job on Monday. Have arranged to lunch with Jenny from The Bloc TV Corp (P.I.L.F personified) tomorrow, then bask in my Broadcast glory on Thursday, last minute strategy writing on Friday, grooming sesh booked on Saturday at The Refinery on Brook St (Detox Facial, Beard Design & Wet Shave), spend Sunday soaking up the papers, then saunter into the corporation on Monday morning with the air of someone comfortable with their own importance. I have it all planned. There will be, no doubt, a few backstabbers I need to out in the first week, which is why I want to send the right message from the off that I'm here to stay. And I mean business.