Chelsea match tonight

Greg has just texted me to see whether I'd like to come with him to watch Chelsea play football tonight. To be quite honest, I'd rather sit through another marathon session of reruns of that abysmally piss poor 'Two Pints...' than have to spend a few hours in Greg's company. But he is an Executive Club member down there and the last time he took me I ended up sat next to Jodie Kidd. Still for the life of me can't believe she never called me afterwards.